Skin Flute

Well this certainly isn't a skin flute, but it IS a nice hard piece of wood, and it is better than nothing, right? *kiss* I have to admit though, on the kind of flute that I would RATHER be sucking on, I know for sure that I wouldn't be getting any splinters.

Here's a little tune I made up not to long ago, about a girl who just couldn't find what she was looking for.  She's horny, insatiable and ready for a sexy guy to bring the wild child out of her. My my, I guess who that I am talking about is.

Actually when I was in elementary school I used to play the violin. I really enjoyed it, but I guess the band club in high school lost my interest. Who knew, if I would have known how freaky those band members actually are (not just dorks like you always assume) maybe I would be a world class violin player??

Okay well enough with that...I had the greatest idea just now...I am really excited that you are all here to celebrate with me, and if I couldn't find a hard skin flute to blow on (too bad too cause I was really looking forward to it) then I might as well do the next best thing...show some skin!

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